it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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