god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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