problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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