i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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