If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
