David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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