sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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