At least make sure they are 18
Why
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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