Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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