I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
True college students do jello shots in the library
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