I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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