question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I would fuck him just for his dog
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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