these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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