I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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