We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He shit in the fireplace
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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