Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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