quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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