The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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