Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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