Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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