Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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