I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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