You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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