i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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