It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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