im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
