I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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