Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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