Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
