No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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