I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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