Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So many bounce houses so little time
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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