sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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