So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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