woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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