We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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