it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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