You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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