he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think people are normalizing furries
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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