did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
All I want is dick and wine.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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