i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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