just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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