another moral hangover. fuck.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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