then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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