I want you more than these girls want KFC
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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