He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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