Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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