You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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