Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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