it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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