i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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