i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
