I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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