It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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