It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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