i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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