some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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